New Client Screening

All of my friends come to me through this form. I hope that you will become one of my friends soon.

Important Information About This Form:

Please notice that the only information I absolutely require for screening is contained in the first section of this form. I require this information for my safety above all else, but by screening every client according to the mandatory information I increase your security while visiting me as well.

    Required fields:

  • name,
  • phone number,
  • email address,
  • city of residence,
  • age,
  • online persona name (your Hobby handle),
  • where you found my ad listed,
  • and in which city you are hoping to meet.

Filling out the additional fields will spare us both the trouble and time associated with determining our compatibility.

Beyond the first section, the requested information is for my comfort level and peace of mind. The more information you complete, the more comfortable I will be meeting you. For example, you may not want to share your employment information with me. That’s fine, as long as you’ve got provider references who are willing to respond to my inquiry in your favor. Consider, too, that your girlfriend experience depends significantly upon my comfort level and how well I know you.

Please understand that I have a busy life outside of The Hobby. I’m not going to have the time to search out the contact information for your references, so please provide the specific content I ask for. If you’ve reviewed a lady you believe will vouch for you, you can send a link to that review. References without contact information or review links go to the bottom of the stack for later research.

If you don’t have provider references, please provide work information as requested in the final section. If you don’t want to provide that information because you feel you have more to lose in The Hobby than I do, please move on; we will not be compatible.

I don’t accept Google Voice, Burner, VOIP or otherwise forwarding phone numbers for verification. The phone number provided for verification should reach you directly and not be anonymous or masked. If you use another number for hobby-related contact (setting up appointments, directions, etc.) I will ask you to provide that number when I provide my own number for you, after screening.

Finally, it is important to note that I will not respond to any requests that contain graphic or vulgar language or that suggest that I participate in or condone any sort of illegal activity.

I will not respond to any requests that contain graphic or vulgar language or that suggest that I participate in or condone any sort of illegal activity.

I will not respond to any requests that contain graphic or vulgar language or that suggest that I participate in or condone any sort of illegal activity.

Thank you so much for your understanding of my process. I can hardly wait to show you how much I appreciate it!

Contact and Profile Information


References and Employment Information

Please provide information about your work. Information may include your employer, company website, main phone number, your position, etc. This information is required in lieu of provider references.


Personal Interests and Information

Please use the field below to provide additional information you are comfortable sharing. This may include your interests outside of the hobby, music preferences, role-play scenarios you think about, clothing you request, your relationship status, schedule flexibility, specific concerns. Please understand that I will not respond to any requests that may suggest or imply that I participate in or condone illegal activity of any sort.


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