Road Trip with My Bestie

Real life has kept me busy lately, which is cool, but also not cool. If I wasn’t so busy, I might be posting about some sexy encounters instead of letting this blog sit here quietly waiting for me to get back.

Well, I’m back and I’ve got some news for you!

My bestie has been invited to a fancy schmancy soiree in Tennessee next week and she’s invited me along for the ride. That sounds to me like an excellent opportunity for me to get out and get to know Memphis. While I’m at it, might as well throw Texarkana and Little Rock into the mix, too! Don’t you agree?

The Plan:

I’ll be hitting the road with my gal-pal on Monday morning, taking a break at around noon in Texarkana. If the mood is right, we’ll stay the night and see what happens.

If the lure of Little Rock is strong, we’ll set out for the capital by early evening and stay until Thursday morning then head to Memphis.

I’ll be looking for something to keep me busy until party time on Friday. I may even be up for a little hanky-panky Saturday morning…

Then back to Little Rock for a couple of days lounging around and seeing what happens.

We should get back to Dallas on Tuesday by way of Texarkana and one last night of adventure Monday.

Are You In?

If you’re in any of these target cities (or somewhere along the way) and want to meet, let me know!! I’ve just updated my screening form to suit a week-long road trip, so get over to my hotprovider site and fill out my form. You can check my tentative itinerary there, too.

My mind is already stirring up images of one sexy encounter after another: two sexy women on a road trip, stranded roadside with a flat and no jack, just waiting for someone to rescue them; falling into a game of secretly exposing myself to a male guest of the hotel where I’m staying then realizing his guest room is connected to my own; playing a childish game of truth or dare with my girlfriend and a guy she met at the hotel bar that just gets started when he dares the two of us to demonstrate our favorite sex toys on each other…

I really am getting horny already and the trip is almost a week away! I can hardly wait to hit the road! This is going to be just the type of erotic vacation that good little sluts like me deserve now and then! Don’t forget that I don’t get out and about for this kind of fun very often, so don’t miss your chance to become a featured character in my next sexy story post!!


PS: Don’t forget to screen!


#1 Worst Screening Tactic: Say You Shouldn’t Have To Do It

If you think you are too big, important, well-known, famous, high-profile or special to submit five pieces of information to my screening process, you are sadly mistaken. If you think you have more to lose than I do, you might be a moron.

As happens, I receive a private message from a member of a well-known forum. His six-word message informed me that he wants an outcall approximately an hour an 15 minutes from my home. I directed him to the standard form every single person I have seen in the past few years has completed prior to booking with me.

This was his response:

I’m sorry but I don’t think I should have to go through a screening process with 50 plus reviews if I had issues of any type I think it would be obvious by now

You would expect a guy to know how it works after 50 reviews. Do the providers he sees not screen? His statement makes references from any of the girls he’s reviewed useless and my screening form even more necessary than ever. I didn’t even mention that in my painfully long reply.

I apologize for the long reply…

With all due respect, I understand that you have established your position as a participating member of this social system. I respect that you have invested time and energy into writing reviews that not only secure your access to privileged areas of the the board, but also inform your contemporaries while promoting the services of your counterparts. Thank you for your valuable contribution.

That said, I don’t screen by reviews which, in my experience are primarily presented fanciful depictions that may have a great deal of value in the process of evaluating the performance of a service provider, but of little use in the evaluation of her client. Without knowing both sides (or the details) of the story, reviews show me activities a reviewer enjoys, but that’s about it.

Imagine applying for a credit card and telling the issuing agency that they don’t need to know anything about you other than the perks offered by the other cards in your wallet or how much you enjoy the things you buy. Consider applying for a mortgage and only divulging the amenities of your current and past homes. Has anyone ever been granted a car loan by giving a dealer a map of all the places they’ve ever driven?

The comparisons sound ridiculous, I know. The amount of information required for any of the above situations can be staggering and invasive, although the acquisitions are cold, unfeeling, material constructs that will remain unaffected by the consumer’s care and handling of them.

Warm, compassionate, accommodating service providers are never unaffected by the consumers they serve. For better or worse, every client leaves a mark.

The personal information I require (name, age, city of residence, contact email, non-forwarding phone number) in order to process screening is simple and non-invasive. I used to demand far more than I do now. I assure you that I have screened infinitely more individuals than you have reviewed. If my process or handling of personal information “had issues of any type I think it would be obvious by now.”

I believe it’s fair to say that any provider you see can anticipate your expectation of any (or all) of the following: lfk, dfk, bls, bbbj, tuma, mish, Russian, fia, fiv, daty, dato, cim, doggie, msog, Greek, ff, tit sucking, ball sucking, dt. By comparison, the five items through which I screen seem even less invasive than they first appear.

Having said all of this, I have to agree with your message. You’re absolutely correct in saying you shouldn’t have to go through the screening process. I’m sure lots of girls are less selective, less cautious and more willing to allow other people to make their decisions regarding their clientele. I’m sure you will continue to enjoy a fulfilling hobby with those girls.

Those of you who understand are so appreciated. Thanks for making it easy to serve you.